Remote

Austin-"Do you ever wish you had a remote control for yourself ? So if you were tired you could just like push a button to fall asleep or to eat"

Me-"Yes, yes I do!"

Austin eat your food if you want to get big.

When Amy & Austin were little I was always telling them that I didn't want them to get any bigger, to stay little! We went to Disneyland when they were about 5 years old, we were eating at a restaurant, and I was bugging Austin to eat his food. I said... " Austin you wont get big if you don't eat your food all gone." he was too busy to be bothered, getting up and running off he said..." but mom  you don't want me to get big!"

Home-making pizza

This took place about 2 minutes ago...

We were all gathered around catching up on American Idol, and Brandon suggests that we should go get some pizza for dinner. My mom says well i am going to home-making but you guys can.

Austin says... "ewwww home-making pizza. Blehhhhh!"

we start laughing, and Austin realizes what he just said and says:

"Wow that was stupid. I give you permission to put that on the blog."
So there you go!

Austin-isms are back!

Gingerbread Girls

What do you think of when you think of a gingerbread girl cookie?
Most may say they think of Christmas, the holidays, or a delicious treat.
Not Austin. What do gingerbread girl cookies remind him of?

Polygamists.
He says it's the hair.

BEST AUSTIN FACEBOOK STATUS QUOTES

So if you aren't familiar with Facebook, it allows you to make status updates on what you are doing throughout the day or week. Some example status quotes could be "Just ate a great dinner" or "Just saw an awesome movie". It's kind of a lame feature but at the same time, kind of fun.

The following is a list of some of the best status updates, copied & pasted directly from Austy's Facebook profile....

Austin is bored.
Austin is very sad.
Austin thinks someone is not telling the truth cause they are too scared.
Austin doesn't want to go to school tomorrow.
Austin is mad.
Austin is mad cause he is so small i want to grow!
Austin just ate 6 pizzas!
Austin is angry.
Austin is watching footballd.
Austin is paige.
Austin is mad.
Austin is very very board.
Austin is saying, ELLEN GOT MARRIED!!!, HA HA HA.
Austin is in gym getting ready to do curlups .
Austin is sooooo bored!
Austin has a soccer game today@.
Austin is very happy and sad at the same time.
Austin Is an eight grader no more being a seventh grader!!
Austin won his game 4-0 and Scored once and the second one didnt count case of the dumb ref.
Austin is very bored and tired.
Austin 12:45.
Austin bored.
Austin had a fun sleepover with his bud Hunter.
Austin just made banana pops with Hunter!!!
Austin is ready see the shooting stars tonight with Hunter.
Austin is havin a sleepover with hunter tonight.
Austin is hangin with Hunter today.
Austin is.
Austin is so bored and sitting on the couch while every one is gone or a sleep.
Austin is laughing cause brandon thinks SPONGEBOB is a price of chesse!
Austin is laughing that tanner is playing poker and i want him to teach me.
Austin made over $400 worth of chips today.
Austin is tired and exited to watch tv tonight!

crazy sleeper

I let roxy out to go to the bathroom around 1:30 and went to put her on austins bed when i found this....Austin sleeping with his hat on. I ran down to tell brandon and robyn and we went back to snap some proof. What a funny kid.

not so surprise party

Amy had been invited to a surprise birthday for one of her best friends Mckelle (they call her kel). My dad dropped her off and when he got home austin asked "where did amy go?." My dad told him that she went to Kel's birthday party. A while later austin gets a phone call from Mckelle asking where amy was.
He replied with... isn't she at your house?
Kel says, no....
Oh well she was going to a birthday party at some girl named kel's house.
Um ok.. talk to ya later.

Austin tells my dad about this convo and he breaks out in a laugh saying it was a surprise party for mackelle and that he probably ruined the surprise!
Austin then tried to call her back to cover up and say oh it was a girl named makayla... but she didn't answer!
oh austy we love you!