Gingerbread Girls

What do you think of when you think of a gingerbread girl cookie?
Most may say they think of Christmas, the holidays, or a delicious treat.
Not Austin. What do gingerbread girl cookies remind him of?

Polygamists.
He says it's the hair.

BEST AUSTIN FACEBOOK STATUS QUOTES

So if you aren't familiar with Facebook, it allows you to make status updates on what you are doing throughout the day or week. Some example status quotes could be "Just ate a great dinner" or "Just saw an awesome movie". It's kind of a lame feature but at the same time, kind of fun.

The following is a list of some of the best status updates, copied & pasted directly from Austy's Facebook profile....

Austin is bored.
Austin is very sad.
Austin thinks someone is not telling the truth cause they are too scared.
Austin doesn't want to go to school tomorrow.
Austin is mad.
Austin is mad cause he is so small i want to grow!
Austin just ate 6 pizzas!
Austin is angry.
Austin is watching footballd.
Austin is paige.
Austin is mad.
Austin is very very board.
Austin is saying, ELLEN GOT MARRIED!!!, HA HA HA.
Austin is in gym getting ready to do curlups .
Austin is sooooo bored!
Austin has a soccer game today@.
Austin is very happy and sad at the same time.
Austin Is an eight grader no more being a seventh grader!!
Austin won his game 4-0 and Scored once and the second one didnt count case of the dumb ref.
Austin is very bored and tired.
Austin 12:45.
Austin bored.
Austin had a fun sleepover with his bud Hunter.
Austin just made banana pops with Hunter!!!
Austin is ready see the shooting stars tonight with Hunter.
Austin is havin a sleepover with hunter tonight.
Austin is hangin with Hunter today.
Austin is.
Austin is so bored and sitting on the couch while every one is gone or a sleep.
Austin is laughing cause brandon thinks SPONGEBOB is a price of chesse!
Austin is laughing that tanner is playing poker and i want him to teach me.
Austin made over $400 worth of chips today.
Austin is tired and exited to watch tv tonight!

crazy sleeper

I let roxy out to go to the bathroom around 1:30 and went to put her on austins bed when i found this....Austin sleeping with his hat on. I ran down to tell brandon and robyn and we went back to snap some proof. What a funny kid.

not so surprise party

Amy had been invited to a surprise birthday for one of her best friends Mckelle (they call her kel). My dad dropped her off and when he got home austin asked "where did amy go?." My dad told him that she went to Kel's birthday party. A while later austin gets a phone call from Mckelle asking where amy was.
He replied with... isn't she at your house?
Kel says, no....
Oh well she was going to a birthday party at some girl named kel's house.
Um ok.. talk to ya later.

Austin tells my dad about this convo and he breaks out in a laugh saying it was a surprise party for mackelle and that he probably ruined the surprise!
Austin then tried to call her back to cover up and say oh it was a girl named makayla... but she didn't answer!
oh austy we love you!

I'm not Serious

I just had to contribute a memory I have of babysitting Austin when he was 2 or 3 years old.

He used to tell me some wild stories. Every time I'd reply with "Are you serious?"
He'd get so mad that I thought his name was "serious", and say: "I'm NOT serious, I'm Austin!"

Holly

On Your Mark Get Set Go!!

  After reading every post on this blog  and laughing so hard! I was trying to figure out an Austin-ism that I could write about. I finally came up with one so I hope you enjoy.

Me and Austin were walking home one day. I have no idea where we were coming from but we were right in front of the house and he says...

Austin: "Amy I have three words for you!"

Amy: "What?"

Austin:"On your mark, get set, go!!"

As he starts booking it to the door I just stood there watching him, laughing. He walked back to me when he noticed I wasn't trying to beat him and said, "Why are you laughing?" Still laughing I said Austin, On your mark get set go isn't three words its six words! Ha ha I think he still might have been a little confused! It was great!!

slow children playing

When we were in hawaii a few years ago we were just driving around the island and past a few houses when we passed this sign.
Austin reads it aloud saying "slow children, playing... Thats a good sign!"
He read it as if there were slow children out playing. ha ha we all had some good laughs!

Google Searches

So we borrowed Amy and Austin's Computer for the day so we could upload some pictures... While we had it I decided that I would take a look at the previous Google searches that have been made. It was pretty easy to pick out which one's were Austin's... I can't be sure that ALL of them are Austin's (Some could be Amy's or Linda's, which is still awesome) Obviously some of them are just simple type-oh's but I still found it entertaining to get an isight to what goes on in Austin's head and what he searches for online.


What does Austin mean?
What michel phelps eats for breakfast?
animal that looks like pau gasol
anything
being teased
bird mad
bob marley backpack
cheap youth eletric scooters
cheap gocarts
cheap youth go karts
eivel bird
eivelbird
evel emu
Gasol vs. Bird
Gasol dinosaur
holding hands
innoying
lyrics to its a hard not life (Maybe Amy's?)
mad bird
money makeing ways for kids
pau gasol scary picture
pau gasol funny pictures
people teasing someone
secret code to get games on your graphing calculator
smallest dragon boy
soccer posisions
teased
tennisee titans store
teridactle
teridaple
terridapdal
tiradactil
whinnie the poog
what to do when your bored

It kinda makes me glad that no-one can see the spelling errors that I do when I search online... My search history is probably not much better!

Crazing Strawberry Smoothies

One night we were riding in the car with Austin and all of the sudden he said...

"Man I am crazing a strawberry smoothie right now!"

Laughing ensues for a minute or two, as Austin had a look on his face like 'Oh no... not again. What did I say this time?'

"Crazing Austin? You are crazing a smoothie?" I said

"Ya what? What's so funny??" he said.

"Austin, it's CRAVING with a 'v'!"

"Yeah right!" he said with a confident laugh.

Man you gotta love the kid. Just makes you wonder how long he had been using 'crazing' and how many faces that has brought smiles to.

The soldier too nice to hurt anything

I thought that awesome photos such as the one below would also be appropriate to post on this blog. enjoy:

i'll look at it courtney

So amy and austin just got home from school and we were all watching tv in the family room. Me and amy were sitting on one couch and austin was sitting on a different couch. I whispered to amy to look at my computer, on the screen was this blog and amy smiled! I said go to the website and look at it. She said umm nah. So i said you don't want to look at it? Thinking austin was in his own little world he says...
aust: look at what?
me: oh just a cute shirt i found online.
aust: amy don't you want to look at it?
amy: not right now.
aust: i'll look at it courtney.
me: oh i already off the internet... thanks though bud!
aust: amy that is rude not to look.
me: ya amy listen to austin!
amy: well at least im not a liar... ha ha
aust: amy i look at all of your clothes when you get them.

and then he throws out...
if santa was real you would be on the naughty list amy! And asked me if i agreed.

ha ha i was laughing so hard! i though it was so funny he was making this big deal about amy "not looking at a cute shirt online"

Oh austin i love you! You make my life full of laughs!

Eeeew! A chip!

On our way down to St. George one time, we somehow discovered about an hour into the trip that Austin didn't wear or bring any shoes. None. I'm sure he was just in his own little world and wandered into the car, with monster trucks on his mind or something. Well we stopped in Fillmore for a bathroom break and to fill the car up with gas. Austin, wearing no shoes, has no problem walking into the gas station wearing no shoes. The dirty floor doesn't seem to bother him. Who knows what has been tracking across a gas station floor! Doesn't matter to Austin though! No problem. He walks into the bathroom, no shoes. His bare feet on the floor of a bathroom of a gas station. Doesn't phase him. When we're about to walk out of the gas station, Austin stepped on a half soggy Pringle and yelled "Eeeew! A chip!" He was completely grossed out by that.

Ha ha. One of my personal favorite Austin moments.

Shhhh!!

"We were hiding in the bushes and I was talking, then Chase told me to be quiet... and then I be'd quiet!"
-Austin

Superman is Mormon??

I can't remember this story word-for-word but here it goes...

We were heading somewhere in the truck with my parents. I think it was my mom, dad, robyn, austin and me. We were talking about how someone in the ward died or something the same way Christopher Reeve died. (The guy who played Superman)

As Austin usually does, he totally just grabbed bits and pieces of the story and mashed them together in his own little way to make it as interesting as possible and then asks....

"Superman is Mormon???!?"

We all laughed super hard for about 10 straight minutes.

Evan? Who's Evan?

When Tanner went on his mission, my entire family dropped him off at the MTC to say our goodbyes as most families do. Driving home we were all pretty choked up about the ordeal until Austin decided to open up his mouth, and I am very glad he did or I wouldn't be writing this.

It was a very rainy day that day and my mom decided that she needed to "tie" the rain falling down into Tanner leaving and... well you know how the twins work.

She said, "Heaven is crying for Tanner too."

Austin's reply, "Evan?? Who's Evan!?"

Look nice for bedtime

Getting ready for bed one night, Austin exclaims:

"Dad, hurry up and iron my shirt! I'm wearing it to bed!"

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